🫣Adult Content Ahead….because why not give yourself a mid-day chuckle with something hilariously nauti! 🤭🤣
Our Lil’ D*cks have been insanely popular in all of their forms so you know I had to make sure I had a holly jolly Christmas version for your entertainment pleasure 😂🤣😂
Did we mention they make the BEST gag gifts for this Christmas parties & gift exchanges that are filling up our calendars!🎁🐘🎁🐘🎁🐘🎁🐘🎁
Definitely sassy, slightly rude (but in the nicest way!), amazingly festive & done in Salty Sailor style! 🙌🏻🎅🏻🎄🎁
Festive AF & filled with the cutest lil’ Christmas sprinkles …these are the happiest lil’ d*ck’s you’ve ever seen! 🎄🎁🎅🏻🎄🎁💙🎄🎁💙
Each one coming in it’s own box (of course 💁🏼♀️) & filled with a colorful POP that will definitely bring the holiday cheer to your fun in the tub! 🫧🛁🫧
Scented in Bite Me, our house blend of bright zesty Citruses, tart Key Limes, juicy sweet Pineapples, bubbly Champagne, sparkling freshly zested Oranges, dark Black Cherries, sweet sugared Strawberries & creamy French Vanilla🫦🍊🍋🍍🍾🍒🍓
To Use: Fill tub with warm water, drop in the bath bomb and sit back, relax, and watch the magic happen! These bombs shoot a fun array of colors into your bath water!
Ingredients: Baking Soda, Citric Acid, Cream of Tartar, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate (SCI powder), Kaolin Clay, Avocado Oil, Distilled Water, Polysorbate 80, Natural Fragrance, FD&C Certified Lake
How do you calculate shipping costs?
Shipping cost is a flat rate based upon order amount and region.
How long will my order take to arrive?
Due to the volume of orders as well as being a one woman show, orders from restocks are shipped within 7-10 days. Orders placed in between restocks are shipped within 2-3 days.
What type of shipping do you use?
All packages are sent priority with insurance and tracking numbers on all orders that are shipped.
What happens if I make a mistake in my shipping address?
Unfortunately I am not responsible for errors in shipping addresses.
★★★★★Megan HohmanI’ve been so impressed with everything we have tried so far!!! Bath bombs, leave in conditioner, shampoo and conditioner, lip balms... can’t wait to try more!
★★★★★Kristin DePietro ChaconI love everything I've ordered! The lotions smell amazing and make my skin so soft. The lips balms have yummy flavors and keep my lips moisturized longer than regular chapstick. The leave in conditioner has been so good for my frizzy hair. Sara is quick to respond to questions and everything ships promptly. Highly recommend!!
★★★★★Kristen ReimersLove, love, love these products! Everything smells wonderful and leaves my skin feeling amazing! The bath bombs are beautiful, the lip scrub is amazing, and the lotion bars are a game changer.
Unnecessary ingredients and synthetic dyes? We'd rather walk the plank! At the Salty Sailor Apothecary you'd never have to worry about skin irritation and bathtub stains.
The Salty Sailor only creates in small batches so your products get the utmost care and attention to detail.
