FAN-TAS-D*CK Happy Lil D*ck Mini Soaps

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🚨🫣Adult Content Ahead….because why not give yourself a mid-morning chuckle with something hilariously nauti! 🤭🤣

Brining you something a tad sassy, yet hilarious our newest new mini soaps made just for the big kids!🙌🏻🤣

Make washing your hands a BLAST with our newest version of our best selling Mini Soaps just in time for Valentines Day🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Each one can be used as a single use or you can get a few washes from each!🙌🏻🫧💦

Scented in Between The Sheets, our custom blend of sugary sweet Berries, freshly spun Sugar, effervescent bubbly Champagne, juicy blushing Nectarines & seductive Blackcurrants, soft White Cashmere, warm Amber, blushing Jasmine Blossoms, enchanting Tea Roses & topped with spicy Pink Peppercorn💋♥️🌹🍑

How do you calculate shipping costs?
Shipping cost is a flat rate based upon order amount and region. 

How long will my order take to arrive?
Due to the volume of orders as well as being a one woman show, orders from restocks are shipped within 7-10 days. Orders placed in between restocks are shipped within 2-3 days. 

What type of shipping do you use?
All packages are sent priority with insurance and tracking numbers on all orders that are shipped.

What happens if I make a mistake in my shipping address?
Unfortunately I am not responsible for errors in shipping addresses.

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I’ve been so impressed with everything we have tried so far!!! Bath bombs, leave in conditioner, shampoo and conditioner, lip balms... can’t wait to try more!

Megan Hohman

I love everything I've ordered! The lotions smell amazing and make my skin so soft. The lips balms have yummy flavors and keep my lips moisturized longer than regular chapstick. The leave in conditioner has been so good for my frizzy hair. Sara is quick to respond to questions and everything ships promptly. Highly recommend!!

Kristin DePietro Chacon

Love, love, love these products! Everything smells wonderful and leaves my skin feeling amazing! The bath bombs are beautiful, the lip scrub is amazing, and the lotion bars are a game changer.

Kristen Reimers

Unnecessary ingredients and synthetic dyes? We'd rather walk the plank! At the Salty Sailor Apothecary you'd never have to worry about skin irritation and bathtub stains.


The Salty Sailor only creates in small batches so your products get the utmost care and attention to detail.

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