Breast In Show • Firming•Tittie•Perkiness•Crème

Regular price$26.00

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Ever wish you could achieve bouncier, perkier, youthful ta-tas???? With aging, motherhood & well gravity…sometimes we can all use a bit of a pick me up!😉💁🏼‍♀️

Our newest Salty Sailor showstopper is just what your girls need! Breast in Show is formulated with powerful tightening & firming ingredients for a perky, lifted look that will leave your gals hydrated & happy!🎉

Our secret ingredient is Pure Hibiscus Extract aka the “Botox Plant” due to its rich mix of vitamins, antioxidants, minerals & malic acid. By supporting your natural collagen production it can improve your ta-tas by increasing elasticity & hydration properties, giving you firmer, perkier gals! 🙌🏻

It also promotes your own production of Elastin, a protein produced naturally by your body, that decreases as we age. By using nature’s secret weapon, Hibiscus protects the skin against wrinkles & gravity by sparing elastin increasing tone and firmness✨

Plus it’s full of Vitamin C & Antioxidants, as well as natural Alpha Hydroxy Acids that can also help even your skintone, and increase your skins moisture barrier! 💦(hydrated skin=happy skin)

Did I mention it smells incredible!? The delicate Hibiscus Flowers truly make this crème a beautiful complement to your natural scent!🌺🫶🏼

How do you calculate shipping costs?
Shipping cost is a flat rate based upon order amount and region. 

How long will my order take to arrive?
Due to the volume of orders as well as being a one woman show, orders from restocks are shipped within 7-10 days. Orders placed in between restocks are shipped within 2-3 days. 

What type of shipping do you use?
All packages are sent priority with insurance and tracking numbers on all orders that are shipped.

What happens if I make a mistake in my shipping address?
Unfortunately I am not responsible for errors in shipping addresses.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 1 review
Paula C.
My Titties Love!

I honestly bought this because of the name and I love it! I pair it with Humidi Titties Anti Boob Sweat Powder, which smells heavenly!



I’ve been so impressed with everything we have tried so far!!! Bath bombs, leave in conditioner, shampoo and conditioner, lip balms... can’t wait to try more!

Megan Hohman

I love everything I've ordered! The lotions smell amazing and make my skin so soft. The lips balms have yummy flavors and keep my lips moisturized longer than regular chapstick. The leave in conditioner has been so good for my frizzy hair. Sara is quick to respond to questions and everything ships promptly. Highly recommend!!

Kristin DePietro Chacon

Love, love, love these products! Everything smells wonderful and leaves my skin feeling amazing! The bath bombs are beautiful, the lip scrub is amazing, and the lotion bars are a game changer.

Kristen Reimers

Unnecessary ingredients and synthetic dyes? We'd rather walk the plank! At the Salty Sailor Apothecary you'd never have to worry about skin irritation and bathtub stains.


The Salty Sailor only creates in small batches so your products get the utmost care and attention to detail.

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